phillips. as i'm sure you're aware, the presidential election is tomorrow. not just for president but tomorrow americans will go to the polls, elect a new leader and then we can all go home for thanksgiving to fight about it. i'm happy it's almost over. i am sick of elections. i hope we never do this again. [ cheers and applause ] never. they say there hasn't been an election this close since hines ward versus kirstie alley in season 12 of "dancing with the stars." they're running neck and neck. obama and romney were both on "monday night football" tonight. and this is strange. their final campaign ad, i don't know if they did this to save money or what, but it's an ad they shot together. >> hello, i'm mitt romney, election day is here, i need your vote and i won't hesitate to buy it. >> wait. what did you stay? >> stay out of this. seriously? you need money, candy, women? >> whoa, whoa. don't forget about me. i'm already president. i can pick you up in a helicopter. >> concert tickets? vacations? power tools? vote for me and i'll give every american a jet s